ohno is a kumquat

spinning around

bunnyfic master post :D
it is a bunny
[info]diamondsjack
Okay. For NaNo 2008, I wrote High Tech, Low Intel -- basically the pretentious title for Kismai in AU land (pseudo-cyberpunk). :D :D Unlocked now that it no longer constitutes spam, this is the master post. It's now COMPLETE. (edits in progress :D)

parts:
01~ 'underground', a prologue ten years prior; 'that craving', time 00:00
03~ a bother; something like like; dysfunction
06~ anti-decentralization; the damsel
7.5~ the distress; in and out; something specific; point of intercept
11~ triple counter; back up the truck
13~ electric sheep; boxed in, freaked out; the natural power user; the headhunted
17~ guardians, not angels; superstars and cannonballs; work it; drastic action
21~ friendly fire; some things unexpected
22.5~ strange fruits; for real; this is how we roll
25~ behind closed doors; kryptonite
27 avoidance tactics
28 you can run
29 Pink and Orange Kisses by [info]snowqueenofhoth
[sidestory] Be Careful by [info]shimizumiki
30 and the evening and the morning were the third day with [info]snowqueenofhoth
[outtake] Wake Up Call by [info]mousapelli rating: R
31 Five Times Senga Wasn't A Bunny with [info]mousapelli rating: R
31.5 you are my sunshine
32 Cybersex for Beginners by [info]snowqueenofhoth rating: R
33 a selective competence
34 walking with WMDs
35 in your shoes
36~ liar liar; wingmates fly
[sidestory] what friends are (really) for -1
38 slingshot
39~ the messenger; trickster's trade
[outtake] Sideswipe by [info]mousapelli rating: R
40~ may it be; ai ja nai?
42 Take Two by [info]snowqueenofhoth rating: R
43 all the small things
[sidestory] what friends are (really) for -2
44 reap what you sow
45 heart, mind, and soul
[ Ft2 | Watchtower | FAQ ]

☆ The overall rating is PG. There is no porn or lack of worksafeness unless marked! ;Db

Squeeze out. ♥Adopt one today!

tl;dr+fic+pic(x2) *facepalm* SLEEPLESS AGAIN
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[info]diamondsjack
the document i am currently working on is called hiromitsu because that is what totsuka calls kitayama (on the jwebs anyway) and i tend to just save my docs as whatever the first word is. it is funny because my computer is slow enough that i actually get to see the "WORD IS SAVING HIROMITSU" dialogue in the lower bar every time i hit ctrl+s and it is like O RLY. ♥ ←...i find it amusing at any rate.

in less (or more) mundane news, belatedly, i am back home! :D the holiday was aaawesome, and i got to see many, many shiny people like mousi and beth and rachel and shimizumiki and talisa and uchikins~♥♥ (oh yeah, and kismai. =v=; teehee. /fired) brief con blather )

aside, apologies for disappearing again. since getting back, we have had a bunch of koreans living with us (dad's workmate, wife, son...) and um. now are preparing to move house maybe? god, idek anymore. 8[ mum's the type who can't go 24 hours without doing SOMETHING, but... cry. anyway.

i have been trying to write anything else, but all that's happened is MORE TINY SLEEPLESS. god. like, 2k more. wtf. so have some chibific.

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Interpolated from the two comment drabbles
[info]mousapelli and I wrote before. It is a Loveless AU AU—lol yeah, just like that—in which Kitayama has Ultraman pajamas and he and Totsuka are bonded when they are tiny instead of in their late teens.

Sleepless: Take Two
G; 3060w
Note: Because it seems necessary when writing Tottsu, and I am lazy, Courier is English.
May Contain Traces of Dragonball Z References )

shameless: front
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[info]diamondsjack
sleepless worm their way into EVERYTHING. this is, as usual, exactly not what anybody asked for and i said i'd write.

but it's part 1 of 2, so please don't shoot me yet. :D *eyes rachel* ;;
☆ミfollows directly from nikaido and senga's first meeting.

Shameless: front
PG; 4350w
*fireflies )

nakama daaaaa~
got: CHU
[info]diamondsjack
Still out of the country~ internets scarce. :O

I spent this year's eve writing, too. :D (←typed up from a notebook!) But it wasn't deathfic this time at least. Happy New Year, everyone! ♥ Have some ABC-Z while the other stuff is still stuck in the pipes.

More than friends. PG; 1275.
*We are Comrade!! )

brain: needs more RAM
loveless
[info]diamondsjack
I haven't read, much less written anything in aaages. Sorry. Not for lack of time so much as brainspace. ←needs more ram for serious, lol. ANYWAY. :D

Really, I just wanted to try drawing ABC as elementals in an RPG. But then my tablet broke and is dead. So instead, there is fic. With a compli/complementary crash course in the cardinal spirits. 8D; Erm. Or as I have read it.

Seiryuu: Azure/blue dragon. East, Water, Spring. Mighty and fearsome, yet benevolent. This is Totsuka.
Suzaku: Red phoenix. South, Fire, Summer. Bringer of good fortune and prosperity. This is Kawai.
Byakko: White tiger. West, Wind/Metal, Autumn. The protector and defender. This is Tsukada.
Genbu: Black tortoise. North, Earth, Winter. Governor of punishment and salvation. (Often depicted with a snake coiled around it. |DD) This is obviously Goseki.

In the Land of Twilight; 3444w, G-rated.
in the land of twilight under the moon, we dance for the idiots... ♪ )

ds i: independent forces
EBI♥KISIIISU
[info]diamondsjack
this has nothing to do with the question of mitsu's-dog-pocky's gender. (which, by the way, does anybody know if pocky is a boy or girl? :D i was thinking boy, though have no idea why. male, ey? 8D awesome. ♥) neither is it nano, though i did start writing that at work today. :D

focus fail, but in any case: dinner squadron/Star Wars 'verse. 8D aliens! lol. extrapolated from the X-Wing series of novels by Michael A. Stackpole, and Aaron Allston. :D good reads~ especially #5-7, which are a standalone arc, and i like to think you don't have to be a star wars fan to enjoy them. (*opinion comes with no guarantee of truth or relevance to reality. |D)

this is basically only going up because i told [info]snowqueenofhoth i'd post in the middle of the night again just to be a dick. but the nano didn't stop anywhere sensical. /fool. [consider this star seeker ii, because the two skeleton plots have already melded in my head. ;; they even start similar, lol.] set a couple of years after 'a fine start.'

anyway, ABC have codenames because i felt like it. :D number designations are both boring and reserved for when there is going to be twelve of them. also, i think destroying kawai's arm is just going to be one of those bad habits like picking on nikaido and killing iida. 8D ←though iida is not going to die this time. :D :D in fact, nobody is!~☆

i: independent forces. 4600w; PG. )

there is no hasshi in this fic 8D;
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[info]diamondsjack
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what is this egg? D: i keep missing it in the abandoned area. edit: undead zombie would make sense. 8D

ah, i could've sworn i was going to start nano today, but uh. :D; instead i went through the old docs and found like half a dozen finished(!) things. what.

and also a nano-esque challenge from june'08 last year (winter writing comm) that i totally forgot i wrote, lmfao. xD it's 39,000 words of actual, post-apocalyptic cyberpunk. there's a few terms and concepts i ended up using in the bunnyfic world, but they ended up completely different stories. this one's a lot rougher, in more than one sense.

senga is an outdated robot with a really slow processor; nikaido is a programmer who lives with fujigaya, who found him when he was a kid; yokoo is a stuff trader in the business of getting things to the people who want them - he occasionally babysits nikaido when fujigaya is away. they live in the wastelands, outside the city. kitayama lives in the city these days. fujigaya is a runner/transporter (one of the fastest since kitayama retired), who skates his goods around. xD skates leave scorch marks. *amused*

ABC are mercenaries who are contracted to do security work for tackey (naturally), who is an antiques collector (kind of like in bunnyfic, except tangible goods). tamamori's a fourth-level citizen, employed by tackey (basically a maid, lmao); miyata's a two-bit researcher, also employed by tackey (specialty is oldstuff, like bunnyfic). sho is a famous scholar, friends with tackey; the domoto's are again the city's ruling figureheads. xD MA are koichi's pet bounty hunters lmao. he contracts them for things like buying him coat hangers, just because he can.

actually, tamamori has nanotech swimming in his blood, and miyata sleepwalks, and yokoo is a cyborg, and tsukada has a cybernetic implant eye. 8DD *DYING* ←spent a good deal of the afternoon reading it in a state of inarticulate wtf. because i don't recall writing any of it, much less quite that MUCH. oh my god. (it doesn't even go anywhere. xD i kid you not, the 39k is ENTIRELY PLOTLESS, holy bananas.) i am glad it was abandoned. /RAMBLES


and this has entirely nothing to do with that. xD but anyway.

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In the case of ABC:

1085w; G-rated. )

「owari」
it is a bunny
[info]diamondsjack
Adopt one today!
holy god, the bunnyfic is done. *_______*;

mixed feelings. :x i still have so much say in that 'verse, like omake and kitayama's backstory and watchtower and the guard and hasshi and in fact scrapped nearly 5000 words worth of 45.5 and 46, but—i think where it ended is okay for now. ;;

waaah~ need to go back and edit, switching in the <acronym> tag among other things. ♥ i'll do that slowly, and clean it up right... good bananas, 88712 words posted as it stands, and a further 13631 by [info]yeska_noka, [info]mousapelli, and [info]shimizumiki. I BELIEVE THAT IS OVER ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND. *FLAIL*

ajkkahwe beware the weepy oscars, but just a TURBO THANK YOU to snowqueen and mousi especially, who read it from the start and like. ;; fished the plot out of so many various ditches. i wouldn't have got past 55k without you guys, much less the finish line, and so much of the last entire chunk was lifted straight from your convocrack, ahaha~ ;_______; ♥ thank you so much.

and to everyone who commented even once. D: ♥ omg, you probably have no idea how many times i went back and read over what you said, for motivation or inspiration or glee and lulz. ♥♥ (actually, i rarely find anything i write at all funny~ so it really does help when people note what they laugh at, amongst other things. xD; *dies*) THANK YOU FOR PLAYING, TOO. *FLAIIIL* T_______T

b'aww~ now here i go tearing up like a loser, so i'mma shut up and sleep. (oops, 5:52am~♪ work in under four hours.) thank you for reading this as well! orz これからも、よろしくおねがいします~! ←THE LAST OF THE OLD LOCAL, ahaha~ >:D


...soo~ nano'09 will start sometime, i guess. :D *kirakira*
...enjoy the blinky tamamiya on the last post. ;D ♥ until next! :D :D
...because it's probably still not the last time the bunnyfic tag will be used. ♥ *dies*

bunnyfic 45
it is a bunny
[info]diamondsjack
Adopt one today!
akjahkjweh DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE?! *SPAZZFLAIL* ;;

again, hovering over kanji gives you a translation. :Db

74-M, M15.
45: heart, mind, and soul )

i will need the' success' icon one day, maybe jkhjkawe. today is not that day.
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[info]diamondsjack
ARGH. library now again; final essay for the year due tomorrow, which i will get out of the way—'08 NANO STILL UNFINISHED, I KNOW. ahaha, i can't even use the excuse that it's still october in america. ←though it is in some places. |D; (laaate.)

...it's nearly noon here. :D; forgive. gimme a half a week, i'll figure out what i'm actually writing catch up, i swear. ;; (one of about six options. 8D; ahaha. hn.)

Adopt one today!Adopt one today!
ajhajkwheke brainleak. *zoom* ♥
(mostly, i'm curious about the green one. xD; there's an alt green, but...)